Текст бизнес-книги "Sex Tips for Straight Women From a Gay Man"

Автор книги: Dan Anderson

Раздел: Личностный рост, Книги по психологии

HAIR HINTS

Before you get overly enthusiastic about running your fingers through a guy’s hair, look at the texture and style. Does it always look exactly the same? Does the feel of it seem a little odd? Don’t make the same mistake Danny did. Every time he ran his fingers through this one guy’s hair, the guy would push his hand away. Suddenly, in a flash of brilliance, he realized the guy had a weave. So if you’re looking for splendor in the grass, make sure it’s not AstroTurf.

While we’re on the subject, one thing most women have no idea about is how to deal with men’s body hair. While massaging or licking a hairy chest, thigh or calf, do be gentle. Unless you’re lightly tickling him, concentrate on the muscle and not the surface, because an overzealous stroking may seem passionate to you, but it’s a painful hair-pulling for him. Creams, lotions and massage oils can make it even worse. Use them judiciously.

A funny thing happened to two buddies of ours, Freddy and Eduardo, who hooked up one night and got a little overeager with the massage oil. Bursting from the bedroom in a fit of passion, they bounced from room to room in a series of energetic embraces, hitting just about every wall in the house. The next morning they were surprised to see their hand, back and butt prints, in oily silhouette, all over the prized antique wallpaper so preciously preserved by Freddy. Don’t overdo it with the oils.

Another tip we recently picked up on the Net was the following warning: “Never tape body parts together.” We concur.

CONVERSATION STOPPERS

Don’t discuss things like periods, rashes, yeast infections, bikini waxing or other things that can make a straight man squeamish. Save that kind of talk for your girlfriends and gay friends. One international businessman friend of ours was dating a woman who seemed really nice, with a cosmopolitan flair. But after a couple of cocktails, she tipped her hand: She was just another bimbette from the boonies. While our friend was patient enough to hear about her Donna Karan panty hose, their relationship was over when she started discussing how her power puss punctured the puny panty panel.